So while this collaborative exercise in low camp (book by Charlotte Mann, lyrics by Charlotte Mann and Michael Fidler, and music by Jonathan Croose and Robin Forrest) does not exactly boldly go where no musical has gone before, it certainly entertains with its up-front flaunting of seedy glamour. Liz Cooke's set design includes a bar where members of the cast serve drinks to theatregoers (but not actually during the performance!), in a show which has plenty of audience interaction.
The setting is Saucy Jack's sleazy nightclub on Planet Frottage III, where several of the acts have been murdered by the 'Slingback Killer', who punctures his victims with the heel of a sequined shoe. It seems that any performer who tries to leave the club in a bid for the big time in showbiz is in danger so the intergalactic crime-fighting Space Vixens arrive to investigate. But their leader, Jubilee Climax, is an old flame of the suspect Saucy Jack – will her policing duties be compromised by her emotions?
The story, of course, is just a pretext for a space-age romp of dubious taste, where double entendres are outnumbered only by sequins. The dialogue isn’t exactly subtle and the songs are mainly pastiches of disco anthems (with a few torch songs thrown in), but director Michael Fidler and Strictly Come Dancing choreographer Bruno Tonioli make sure the show turns its headlamps on full beam in a riot of glam and glitz. Any substance beneath the style is voiced by the part-narrator and bar-fly cod-psychiatrist Dr von Whackoff, who urges people to forget their inhibitions and express themselves as they desire.
Scott Baker revels in the part of the libidinous Jack, a pantomime villain happy to get it on with either sex, and ex-Steps diva Faye Tozer makes an alluring Jubilee. Space Vixens Bunny Lingus (Melitsa Nicola) and Anna Labia (Gemma Zirfas) fall for plastic smuggler Chesty Prospects (Carmen Cusack) and sax player Sammy Sacks (Joel Karie) respectively. Barman Mitch Maypole (Paul Christopher) and von Whackoff (Mark Carroll) eventually come out of the closet, while Carl Mullaney drags it up as Booby Shevalle.
Something for everyone, you might say.
- Neil Dowden