On the subject of reality television stars storming the West End (See Today’s News), farceur non-pareil Ray Cooney should be exceedingly pleased with the outcome of I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here! Squeaky-voiced comic Joe Pasquale, who was last week crowned King of the Jungle in the ITV programme, has long been signed up to make his West End debut in the transfer of Cooney’s latest stage comedy Tom, Dick and Harry (See News, 17 Nov 2004). Though a venue has not yet been announced, the production is due to open in London in March 2005. In the meantime, Pasquale will be doing his pantomime duties in Jack and the Beanstalk at Birmingham Hippodrome.