Synopsis Timid football fan Percy is down from Manchester with the lads and after the match is picked up by lovely young prostitute Cyrenne. The lads bet he won't spend the night with her but, uncharacteristically he accepts the bet and goes to her basemen flat. He is shy, gullible and believes all her lies about her exclusive education, her rich family and her exciting life. He would rather talk then 'do' anything and gradually they open up to one another - she learns about his loneliness, his longing for love, his dull job and hobbies. Eventually he discovers she's from an ordinary background, abused by her stepfather, and is struggling for some pride and independence. The secrets of their hearts somehow balance out and, at the end of the play, it looks as if Percy might have the courage to..or will he?
"Sexual intercourse began in nineteen sixty-three", according to the famous Philip Larkin poem which goes some way to explaining why the lead character in Charles Dyer's Rattle of a Simple Man - originally premiered in 1962 - has managed to reach the age of 35 when the play begins without having experienced it. He was simply a year too early. But if that was really the case, we could have all gone home early, and not have had to sit through two-and-a-half hours of this pleasant but sometimes peculiar and dated play.
It's a sex comedy in which the sex is explicitly on the menu but never fulfilled, as our Manchester virgin called Percy - down in London on a football supporting jaunt - accepts an expensive bet with an unseen mate called Ginger to see whether he can go through with a date with a call girl whom he's met at a drinking club. It's not just Percy's name that gives you the nod that this is a period piece, nor the fact that a £5 note is enough to buy his encounter with the prostitute, but also his shocked reactions to even the mildest of off-colour language. (He can't even say bottom without qualification and prevarication; no wonder he can't manage to get his trousers off once all evening).
But though some of the details we learn about him - he still lives with his mother, he works in fabric research at a Cotton Mill and is a Scoutmaster - make one think that perhaps he's simply come to the wrong kind of prostitute, Dyer's play offers an otherwise convincing portrait of Percy’s self-repression and overwhelming loneliness. And Stephen Tompkinson, a skilful and truthful comic actor, finds reservoirs of tentativeness and charm in equal measure.
Michelle Collins doesn't find quite the same texture or shading to the character of the prostitute Cyrenne, though she's adept at revealing some of the damage that she, too, has suffered and from which she has retreated into creating a fantasy picture of her life. The brief second act arrival of her brother Ricard (Nick Fletcher) not only sees the real world intruding, but also raises the possibility of incest that is never fully explored.
Though it's a little perplexing to find a director of the stature of National and RSC veteran John Caird directing this mild, modest but occasionally thoughtful play, he delivers as touching and sympathetic a production of Rattle of a Simple Man as it's possible to expect.
A touching, lovely play. All 3 cast members were on form, with Tompkinson the class act to the fore. Collins is playful, showing she can do comedy perhaps better than soapy drama. Hopefully the audience figures will pick up; the show deserves a decent run. - USER: Whatsonstage.com (193.128.173.20)
14 May 04
As a "sex comedy", this play lacks both sex and comedy. Stephen Tompkinson performs well and has some great moments, but he has little to act off with Michell Collins giving one of the worst performances I have seen on the West End stage for a long time. Constantly playing with her hair and costume, not listening to anything and generally seeming a little lost on stage, there was little here to encourage the audience to care for her character at all. The play, set (and written) in the 60s doesn't have anything new to offer: A northen cotton mill worker comes to London for a football match and a friend bets him he can't go through with a date with a call girl. The call girl talks about her rich family background and great education which is later (no surprise to anyone) revealed to be made up. Her brother appears for one brief scene which does nothing but seem to suggest the director had said "do whatever you like" in a clumsy and frankly embarrasing scene of "sexual tension" between the two. Although the play could be touching and funny, Michelle Collins flattens it out into an uninteresting evening which would be better spent buying a video of Brassed Off to see Stephen Tomkinson in a quality production. - USER: Whatsonstage.com (217.150.100.122)
13 May 04
Cant believe I paid £40 to see this boring rubbish ,I feel very bitter about being so ripped off.why do I have to give a star at all??????!!!!!!!! - USER: Whatsonstage.com (81.130.65.192)
Opened 15 Oct 1881, designed by Thomas Verity and originally gas lit. 780 seats. An Ambassadors theatre since 2000 and renamed The Harold Pinter Theatre in September 2011 in recognition of the wide range of Pinter's plays that the theatre has hosted.
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