Synopsis Hapless MEP Philip Wardrobe has a busy day ahead of him, balancing his less-than-irreproachable political career with his attempts to start a family. As he prepares for his girlfriend to fly in from Kettering for an afternoon of fertile frolics, his plan to be voted President of the European Parliament is foiled at every turn by unpredictable colleagues: uncouth Yorkshiremen, irate Turks and amorous Frenchwomen... to say nothing of the mysterious man in the linen cupboard. Sit back and enjoy the door-slamming shenanigans as Philip’s political and personal life collide in a Strasbourg hotel suite, with hilarious results.
You could accuse Richard Bean of many things, but you can’t accuse him of leaving anything out. His “political sex farce”, In the Club, is so crammed with every cliché and every possible gag of the genre, and its cast of actors so desperate to please the audience, that it forgets, on the whole, to be funny.
I admit that I mostly enjoy farce when not laughing my head off. There is far too much anxiety about the plot and fascination with the pay-offs to allow any sense of relaxation. But because he's innately funny anyway, in a John Cleese meets Alan Bennett sort of bumbling way, James Fleet as Philip Wardrobe, a hapless MEP holed up in a Strasbourg hotel with ambitions to become President of the European Union, has his moments.
Fleet is a quick actor and, as the mayhem mounts, he never loses his rag, though his jaw drops quite often. So do his trousers. His lever into the top job is a shady deal – a case full of Euros, to be precise - with the Turkish government over their EU membership bid.
But the power-broking head of the German socialists, Frau Flugelhammerlein (Carol Macready) wants to see him married. Philip’s partner, Nicola Daws (Carla Mendonca), who happens to be a human rights activist with a big down on Turkey, is flying in for a “making a baby” weekend with Wardrobe.
Philip’s illegal immigrant personal PA Sasha (Sian Brooke) – the moral conscience of the play - manages to confuse Nicola with a predatory French journalist Beatrice Renard (Anna Francolini does indeed exude a foxy aroma), and a series of door-slamming manoeuvres results in a session of Wardrobe and cupboard love with disastrous consequences.
By this time, the stage is full of props and pitfalls such as a handy pink phallus, a jug of cold water in which Philip has been dipping his testes (to improve his sperm count), several jiffy bag bombs, a stray archbishop (Rodney Smith), loads of “F” words, and an undercover agent (Huw Higginson) who is bugging the drinks table.
David Grindley’s production, on a handsome hotel bedroom design by Jonathan Fensom that screams “I’m ready for the West End”, is pitched at so high a level, you can never care about the characters. The first rule in farce is that those involved must really feel the pinch. The second is that the events must be skilfully engineered otherwise the “one damned thing after another” syndrome starts feeding an audience’s capacity for sullen resentment; which is what happens here.
Philip’s sidekick and fixer is a gruff Yorskhire MEP – representing UKIP in the West Riding – whom RSC veteran Richard Moore presents as a grotesque no-nonsense specimen of Northern bigotry, chops a-quiver and eyes a-bulging like some mangy old blood hound. It is a brilliantly sustained but entirely unfunny performance that seems to sum up the whole enterprise.
A lame, second-rate Cooney-style farce littered with appalling and largely incomprehensible accents and notable for a lack of decent one-liners. The second half may have been better - but I did not stay to see it! - Simon Fowle
01 Mar 08
A lame, second-rate Cooney-style farce littered with appalling and largely incomprehensible accents and notable for a lack of decent one-liners. The second half may have been better - but I did not stay to see it! - Simon Fowle
01 Mar 08
Maybe I'm wierd, but I did actually think this was funny. And more intelligent than anybody seems to have noticed. I thought the EU/Turkey stuff was fascinating - not rascist at all, and whilst Bean stretches a point about Turkey, there's nothing inherently unbelievable - and the rest of the EU stuff seems impeccably researched. I thought none of the other characters apart from the Yorkshireman maybe (!) was a national stereotype(unlike in Boeing Boeing!). And it certainly isn't homophobic - though some of the characters are. Whilst it's vulgar in places (good English vulgarity which I rather liked!)there are serious points here - the sex toys that appear seem to stand for the West's obsession with recreational sex in contradistinction with the Procreational boom the characters anticipate from Turkey. The central character's situation sits athwart this dilemma. You know, it's a tricky one, because the play requires you to be intelligent, but still to enjoy a cheap laugh. But I know plenty of like-minded sad people who would really like it. I think it's being damned by high-minded political correctness that underestimates the complexity of the proposition because it's in farce form - and confuses the characters' views for the author's, which is, frankly, dim-witted. - Finzi
08 Aug 07
Can't disagree too much with either the WOS review or the reviews below. A shame, as it's a rare wrong note (in my experience) for both the Hampstead and Richard Bean, whose plays I've previously enjoyed. In constructing the expected machinery of farce - mistaken identities, sex-related bumbling, doors opening & closing, etc - Bean seems to have overlooked actual humour. Boeing Boeing, another currently running farce, resides in some of the same territory in terms of deriving humour from national stereotypes but manages to pull it off and be funny. Here, the same approach just comes across as jarring. Ah well. I think - I hope - he'll be back on form with his next offering. - Sycamore Flint
06 Aug 07
The 3 stars may have been my fault but was NOT intentional. - Trevor J.
03 Aug 07
Dire. One star is one too many. Not the cast's fault - it's simply an awful play. Offensive as well. Xenophobic, homophobic, misogynistic rubbish that might even be prosecutable for racism. Couldn't believe my eyes or ears. - Trevor J.
03 Aug 07
Dreadfully dated and unfunny - the funniest comment came from the lady sitting behind me - 'ooh, it finished fifteen minutes early because nobody laughed'! The cast did their best but with depressingly poor material - Martin B
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