When Disco diva Deloris Van Cartier witnesses a murder she is put in protective custody in the one place cops are sure she won't be found - a convent! Disguised as a nun, she finds herself at odds with both the rigid lifestyle and an up tight Mother Superior. Using her unique disco moves and singing talent to inspire the choir Deloris breaths new life into the church and community, but in doing so blows her cover. Soon the gang is giving chase only to find them up against Deloris and the power of her new found Sister Hood. Based on the smash-hit movie.
Patina Miller as Deloris van Cartier in Sister Act
Date: 3 June 2009
For the screen-to-stage crossover of Sister Act , it took Whoopi Goldberg and her co-producers at Stage Entertainment a year to find and cast 24-year-old American newcomer Patina Miller as Deloris van Cartier, the part played in the original 1992 film by Goldberg herself (See News, 30 Jan 2009). And judging by the morning’s reviews following the glitzy opening last night (2 June 2009, previews from 7 May) at the West End’s London Palladium, the casting was worth the time and effort. It seems a new star has well and truly been born.
Transplanted to 1970s Philadelphia, Sister Act tells the story of disco diva Deloris, who, after witnessing a murder and being put in protective police custody in a convent, brings some soul to the church choir, much to the initial consternation of the Mother Superior.
The 1992 Hollywood film of Sister Act grossed over $200million worldwide and spawned a sequel, Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit. The musical – which, in an earlier version in the US, was seen in Pasadena, California in 2006 and in Atlanta, Georgia in 2007 – has an original score by Alan Menken, best known for his work on Disney films like The Little Mermaid and Beauty and the Beast, with lyrics by his long-time collaborator Glenn Slater. The book is by Cheri and Bill Steinkellner.
The production is directed by Peter Schneider, designed by Klara Zieglerova and choreographed by Anthony Van Laast, with musical supervision by Michael Kosarin, costumes by Lez Brotherston, sound by Mick Potter, lighting by Natasha Katz and musical direction by Nick Skilbeck.
Overnight critics varied widely in their judgements of Sister Act overall, from champions who declared it a “triumph” that’s all at once “strong, funny and touching” to detractors who dismissed it as “hideously formulaic” “one-trick pony”. But when it comes to casting matters, there’s little dispute: “the best thing about Sister Act is the leading lady”. According to critics, Patina Miller has “personality to burn and a smile as wide as Wembley Stadium”, “bundles of star quality”, “a wealth of raucous energy”, “a terrific voice”, “warmth, humour, vivacity, “comic vitality” and “a funky, spunky stage presence”. As many critics noted, the show’s last resident was The Sound of Music; with the help of overnight star Miller – “she might have been unknown last night, but today all that will have changed” – it looks like long runs with nuns at the Palladium may indeed be “habit-forming”.
Michael Coveney on Whatsonstage.com (three stars) – “It’s good but not great, diverting not divine. The best thing about Sister Act is the leading lady, the number one nun Deloris van Cartier, played by Patina Miller with personality to burn and a smile as wide as Wembley Stadium … The joyous surprise of the Motown movie score is replaced by a jobbing funk and disco playlist by Disney and Little Shop composer Alan Menken with so-so lyrics by Glenn Slater and a book by Cheri and Bill Steinkellner (they produced and wrote some of Cheers) that makes The Sound of Music look like Noel Coward. It’s a one-trick pony, this show, with nowhere special to go once the nuns have shown they can get down on the dance floor as soon as get down on their knees … Peter Schneider’s production maintains a fizzing energy that is slightly too exhausting for comfort, and the sound system is wonky. But songs like ‘Take Me to Heaven’, ‘Bless Our Show’ and ‘Spread the Love Around’ will send audiences home happy enough.”
Fiona Mountford in the Evening Standard (four stars) – “It's been done before, the reasoning might have gone, so why not do it again? Put a singing nun centre stage in a musical and watch the piece climb every mountain ... Whether or not divine intervention is involved, it’s a wimple-wibbling, habit-forming triumph ... Before Peter Schneider’s production builds up the unstoppable head of momentum that led to the quickest standing ovation I’ve ever seen on a West End first night, there are some dubious early moments. The hand-knitted charm of the film is ditched in favour of a far raunchier look, with Deloris (Patina Miller), overly full of attitude initially, and her low-life chums transposed into a Seventies blaxploitation aesthetic ... Once we find Sheila Hancock’s delightfully droll Mother Superior (‘God has brought you to this place: take the hint’) waiting for Deloris, sorry, Sister Mary Clarence, things take a distinct turn for the heavenly. Alan Menken’s attractive, gospel-inflected score kicks in ... Helped along by Anthony Van Laast’s energetic choreography ... There can be no disputing the evening’s main draw: 24-year-old Miller, who fills this huge stage with so many bundles of star quality that another dressing room will surely have to be found for them all. Her magnificent voice is rich, soaring and, crucially, unflagging. She might have been unknown last night, but today all that will have changed. Take it away, sisters.”
Michael Billington in the Guardian (two stars) – “Singing nuns are becoming a standard feature at this secular venue. But the showbiz rockers of this noisily aggressive musical, co-produced by Whoopi Goldberg, are a world away from the cloistered charmers of The Sound of Music. What we have here is a show that feels less like a personally driven work of art than a commercial exploitation of an existing franchise ... What was originally a fairytale fantasy, however, makes little sense in its new, vulgarised incarnation ... In order to pad out a slight story, every key member of the cast also has to be given a number ... Alan Menken's music admittedly has a pounding effectiveness and the opening number, ‘Take Me to Heaven’, is skillfully turned into a hymn to religious, rather than sensual, ecstasy. Patina Miller invests Deloris with a wealth of raucous energy and just about convinces in her conversion from fame-seeking individualist to member of the singing sorority. Sheila Hancock lends the show some needed gravitas as the Mother Superior ... All too typically the nuns, in Anthony van Laast's choreography, kick up their heels like the Rockettes and prance around in gilt vestments that might be described as surplice to requirements.
Benedict Nightingale in The Times (three stars) – “And still they come, those musical stagings of favourite movies: Billy Elliot, Dirty Dancing, Priscilla Queen of the Desert and now Sister Act, with its original star, Whoopi Goldberg, transformed into its producer. Actually, the young American actress who replaces her as the songstress in a habit, Patina Miller, is the show’s great plus. Otherwise, a rather sweet, sentimental film has been hyped up, coarsened, given what — were the Palladium flown to Times Square — we’d call the big, brash Broadway treatment ... The film’s point was that Deloris liberates the nuns’ voices while they liberate her spirit. She puts modern soul into their Salve Regina, they put Salve Regina into her modern soul. But there’s no gentle piety here ... There’s less deft comedy, but much more music, most of it indebted to the 1970s, where the action is now set. That lets Alan Menken, the composer, have a lot of catchy fun with period rock and disco ... And that lets Patina Miller display the first of her star qualities, a terrific voice. Add warmth, humour, vivacity — and you’ve a star who lacks Whoopi’s wry vulnerability but adds dazzle to the razzle around her.”
Quentin Letts in the Daily Mail (two stars) – “Call me a miserable old monk but I hated Sister Act. I hated its artistic laziness, its predictability, its incuriosity, its idea that disco is divine and that spirituality can never be found in discreet and dignified worship. This noisy, pumpy, insistently American musical will doubtless be a solid summer hit for the Palladium. It will entertain thousands of people who are out for a simple night's fun and don't get their cassocks in a tangle, like I do, about church liturgy. Much of it is well performed. Just count me out. From the start there is basically one joke: namely, the spectacle of nuns grooving around on the dance floor. I know I may be taking it too seriously but I found myself recoiling sharply from this story's saccharine values and its bullying gaiety. The thing is as shallow as the Aral Sea. Hideously formulaic. Musical by numbers. Yuck, yuck, yuck … The evening's chief on-stage talents are Sheila Hancock, who plays the stern Mother Superior, and Patina Miller as Deloris … Miss Hancock is on fine form and Miss Miller, after an off-key start, shows herself to have a cheesy presence and a Merlin engine of a voice.”
Charles Spencer in the Daily Telegraph (four stars) – “What is it about Andrew Lloyd Webber and nuns? No sooner has The Sound of Music closed at the Palladium, than he books in this new musical about another closed order of holy sisters ... Whatever his murky subconscious motivation, he deserves our thanks. Based like most new musicals these days on an old movie, Sister Act proves more enjoyable on stage than it did on film. I caught the show at the final preview with an audience of regular punters rather than the usual first-night rent-a-mob, and the cheers and standing ovation at the end were both genuine and deserved. The book, by Cheers writers Cheri and Bill Steinkellner, is strong, funny and touching. And the disco-inspired score by Disney favourite Alan Menken, with neat lyrics by Glenn Slater, is a cracker. Frankly, what’s not to like, especially when you’ve got a chorus line of jiving nuns singing their hearts out ecstatically? ... The show’s real find is the American Patina Miller as Deloris. She has all the comic vitality of Whoopi Goldberg in the film, but she’s sexier and sings up a storm. When she’s belting out the disco-diva anthems you might be listening to Gloria Gaynor or Chaka Khan. She also has a funky, spunky stage presence and great comic timing ... I suspect this musical comedy about a nun on the run could prove habit-forming.”
Paul Callan in the Daily Express (five stars) - "Patina Miller belts it out with enough energy to fire a canon as Deloris … This American singer with the soul of gospel in her voice shines in the role and has every foot in the theatre tapping along to her infectious energy … There is no doubt that this girl, who has a fantastically expressive face, can part the clouds with the sheer volume of her voice … Sheila Hancock brings a splendidly icy disapproval to the part of the Mother Superior. And she handles the gradual thawing-out of the old nun with a sprightly verve … There is also a touching and noteworthy performance by Katie Rowley Jones as the noviciate Sister Mary Robert ... Everything buzzes along to Alan Menken's music and there are slick lyrics from Glenn Slater. All in all, as the subtitle says, it is a 'divine musical comedy'. Bless."
Tom Chivers in the London Paper (four stars) - “It's not an immediate success. For a while it meanders through sub-Lloyd Webber saccharine, only picking up late in the first act. But once Patina Miller's Deloris starts teaching the nuns about music and the world it bursts into vibrant life … Aside from the big chorus numbers, a hilarious Barry White parody is the pick of the songs. The whirling sets are spectacular. By the time Goldberg herself ambles on for the curtain call, the crowd is roaring. It's the feel-good show of the summer.”
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It’s good but not great, diverting not divine. The best thing about Sister Act is the leading lady, the number one nun Deloris van Cartier, played by Patina Miller with personality to burn and a smile as wide as Wembley Stadium.
The story of the 1992 movie has been flattened out to provide minimal conflict between Deloris, the nun on the run from her career as a lounge singer after witnessing a murder, and the starchy mother superior of Shelia Hancock, who is raring to reggae and wobble her wimple.
The joyous surprise of the Motown movie score is replaced by a jobbing funk and disco playlist by Disney and Little Shop composer Alan Menken with so-so lyrics by Glenn Slater (working with Andrew Lloyd Webber on the new Phantom) and a book by Cheri and Bill Steinkellner (they produced and wrote some of Cheers) that makes The Sound of Music look like Noel Coward.
It’s a one-trick pony, this show, with nowhere special to go once the nuns have shown they can get down on the dance floor as soon as get down on their knees, and Anthony van Laast’s choreography has them leaping about like electrified penguins almost from the curtain-up.
The setting has been moved from the 1990s back to 1978, and from San Francisco and Reno to Philadelphia, so that Deloris’ killer boyfriend is no longer a Mafioso but Curtis Shank (all big wigs, bling and bad attitude in Chris Jarman’s performance), a drug-dealing Afro-American hood straight out of Shaft, with one of his stooges cleverly done by Nicolas Colicos as an equal mixture of niftiness and gormlessness.
There’s little sense of the show regenerating the parish life of the community, and Ian Lavender’s vague and silly monsignor isn’t a patch on Joseph Maher in the movie, though there’s a fairly funny pay-off when the white-robed pontiff rises from the orchestra pit and Julia Sutton’s Sister Mary Lazarus comes bopping back from the dead.
Peter Schneider’s production maintains a fizzing energy that is slightly too exhausting for comfort, and the sound system is wonky. But songs like “Take Me to Heaven,” “Bless Our Show” and “Spread the Love Around” will send audiences home happy enough, if not rushing back to buy the album; there’s little that’s truly memorable beyond Miller’s magnificence.
Got some freebees to see this, so having seen it before, decided to go again to see if i was wrong. I wasn't. the show isn't very good. It's better than 'Legally Blond' however. Still dont get the fuss over Patina Miller. She's still cold and phoning in her performance. She doesn't even try to connect with any of the cast. A very selfish performance. We got understudy 'Verity Quade' for Sheila Hancock who was very good indeed in carrying that batton. - Cassox
07 Feb 10
We delayed going to see Sister Act after reading some of the reviews on this site and in some newspapers too. So last night we entered the London Palladium with some trepidation not knowing what we had let ourselves in for. Well I have to report all our doubts were cast aside right from the start. Patina Miller really is a star in the making with a powerhouse of a voice. Both her and Shelia Hancock well deserve to be voted Best Actress and Best Supporting Actress in a musical at all the award ceremonies this year. The rest of the cast are fabulous too. The stage design and lighting are a wonder to behold and knock anything Priscilla and Hairspray put on stage for six. Go and see Sister Act you wil not be dissapointed it is a great night out. We loved it. - Ils
20 Jan 10
It's taken me a while to catch up with this show. I haven't seen the film, so I wasn't entirely sure what to expect. It takes a while to take off and the music is a blandly formulaic disco, but it's funny, has a lot of energy, delightfully gaudy sets and costumes and it won me over. Sheila Hancock is wasted in a rather under-written role and Ian Lavender's part is very small for an over-the-title billing, but Patina Miller is terrific and the chorus of nuns are great (what is it about the Palladium and nuns?!). Another feelgood show as an antidote to economic misery and freezing weather. - Gareth James
08 Jan 10
Sat in row T 35 of stalls. Eve of 12th Nov' 2009. I, as always had bought the Cast recording, otherwise a musical is a vague mish mash of unfamiliar songs. I thought this was utterly brilliant, particularly the orchestra and the very enthusiastic conductor! The lead, Patina deserves a Tony for this when it hits Broadway. The songs are catchy and well written. Superb singing throughout and actin to match. These guys are graduates from Performing Arts and immensely talented, not some X Factor reject trying to act. I would HIGHLY recommend this show. I am a regular West End attender and this is one of the best I've seen. If any of the production team or cast read this. Thanks for a fabulous night. - Dave from Stafford
14 Nov 09
Priscilla is still hard to beat in my book, although the ticket prices are huge, Sister Act is a fun show but not a patch on the film, the songs are sub Menken, obviously paid half of what he would get at disney, the Nuns songs were the best, it helps having 16 of them singing in harmony, I do agree with some of the comments, stuff could have been cut. - mikey
26 Oct 09
FABULOUS indiluted mindless FUN! and with sensational staging to boot. Where do they store all those props in between scenes?? No matter, it is big, brassy musical with some surprisingly catchy tunes too. Don't be put off by the sniffy low star ratings here - if you aren't snobby enough to worry about sitting next Mr & Mrs Essex and want to have a fun evening out then go and see it. Patina Miller I guess steals the show with her amazing voice, whilst Ms Hancock bumbles around looking suitably shocked (or is that confusion?) all the time, and Ian Lavender? Why? Apart from that Lez Brotherstone really steals the show with his amazing sets. WATCH the theatre bar though Mr Lloyd-Webber, not satisfied with being one of the richest men in the world, charges £7.50 for a gin and tonic!! That made our party of four's drinks bill, pre-show and interval, a mouthwatering £60!! Maybe it helps towards the costs of the staging? - rds
10 Sep 09
Sister Act will not win any awards for subtlety or the quality of the book but, in an otherwise thin year, it should clean up as best new musical, particularly as it's far better than the overrated Priscilla. The story follows the film pretty closely but there is a new score of effective 70s soul / funk but it's the rousing gospel choir numbers which really lift the show. Patina Miller is an engaging Deloris and sings up a storm. Ian Lavender is amusing as a Monsignor (partly because it's Ian Lavender - National Treasure). Similarly the excellent Sheila Hancock disdains any attempt at an American accent and mostly sings a la Rex Harrison, but he show is nearly stolen by the remarkable Julia Sutton as an elderly nun, knocking back shots and rapping for the Pope. With an impressive stage design Sister Act has no pretentions but delivers full entertainment value, which is really all you can ask from a musical. - David Baxter
03 Sep 09
One of the best "new" shows for a long time.
We have see recently only reproductions of famouse shows like Grease, La Cage, Hairspray or Joseph. It was time for something rather new. Only "rather" as the story line is well known from the movie Sister Act.
The music is entirely new, and some of the songs are just brilliant. However the soundsystem at the Palladium doesn't seem to be good enought. You are missing the deepness, and sometimes do not get the feeling to be "in" the scene. You feel mor like a veiwer, which you are, buit i could show i think should develope the feeling in you to be a part of it.
Patina Miller playing Dolores van Cartier is stunning, here power, energy and voice will blow you away. The comedy elemnts of the show are fare better as in the movie with Sister Mary Lazarus playd by Julia Sutton, stealing the show each time she is on Stage.
And when the nuns take over the stage, the audiance startet clapping their hands although it was just the end of the first part of the show.
Do not expect any deepnes, or intelectuality, it is a fun show, fun to watch and listen. - Nick
04 Aug 09
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This show is as far from a Palladium standard as you can get; a one dimensional effort, peopled with cardboard comic-strip characters, totally forgettable music, little evidence of direction, hideous costumes, unbelievable performances, grossly overpriced, and a total waste of time. A waste of a very good film!
And what the much lauded Ms Miller and Hancock were doing involved in all of this is a mystery. Sorry but there was nothing at all to recommend. - Big Bert
30 Jun 09
This show is as far from a Palladium standard as you can get; a one dimensional effort, peopled with cardboard comic-strip characters, totally forgettable music, little evidence of direction, hideous costumes, unbelievable performances, grossly overpriced, and a total waste of time. A waste of a very good film!
And what the much lauded Ms Miller and Hancock were doing involved in all of this is a mystery. Sorry but there was nothing at all to recommend. - Big Bert
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