Synopsis Seven self-regarding critics assemble at a disused theatre in response to a mysterious invitation. Too late they discover its gruesome purpose as Edward Lionheart, an actor frenzied by a lifetime of sneering reviews, hacks his revengeful way through the bloody works of Shakespeare, assisted by a gang of murderous tramps. The laws of theatre supersede the laws of physics in this macabre exhibition of putty noses, Kensington gore and some very large acting indeed. By special arrangement with MGM on Stage.
Emerging from the National after seeing Theatre of Blood - a good old-fashioned bit of entertaining shlock-horror about a bunch of drama critics meeting their end at the hands of a disaffected actor-manager who feels he has been robbed of his due credit (and the 1972 Critics' Circle Award for Best Shakespearean Performance) by them - I couldn't help but look over my shoulder. Would Kevin Spacey be lurking in The Cut on my way home, ready to slice my throat after my recent run of reviews of his shows at the Old Vic?
Or - given the methods that Edward Lionheart gleefully employs here to dispatch his detractors, re-playing Shakespearean death scenes on the critics he has assembled at a crumbling derelict theatre - would I be slapped in the face by the tassels hanging from Miss Immodesty Blaize's fulsome breasts until I suffocated in her dreadful Burlesque show at the Arts? Or would I simply be bored to death by being made to watch Patti Boulaye's Sun Dance again?
I gave those shows the kind of reviews that Lionheart might say warrant an immediate death sentence. He himself has collected sheafs of his own worst reviews that he quotes back to the critics at their point of execution. One deems him "the only actor I've seen with stage absence", for instance.
Having your own reviews quoted back to you is a chastening experience. One young writer who penned a play I called "cyber-twaddle" cornered me in a bar once and was able to repeat the exact phrase I'd used, so clearly had he been stung by it. My defence to him was that I was only doing my job, just as he was doing his.
And my defence about being so self-referential in this review is that this show itself - like so many other recent works from The Producers and Acorn Antiques to even Billy Elliot - thrives on its knowing, theatrical in-jokes. Some of it is very in. There's even an allusion here to the recent politics of a critic who accepted another's job, then turned it down, by which point the incumbent had been undermined and lost his job anyway.
And an extended riff on the "great grey Stalin" of the National itself, and the dominance of the Oxford and Cambridge boys who now run it instead of the actor-manager Olivier who founded it, neatly encapsulates changes in theatrical fashion and power that have occurred in the past few decades.
Based on the 1973 film of the same name, director Phelim McDermott - who has co-written it with Lee Simpson for this co-production between the National and McDermott and Simpson's company Improbable, the force behind Shockheaded Peter - has created a box of theatrical tricks and illusions, by turns hilarious and harrowing, silly and sinister.
Good with some very dark humour and excellent effects. My main problem was with Jim Broadbent who seemed to be trying to live up to Lionheart's review as "an actor with stage absence". He simply did not ham it up enough to be truly bad and in the rare interludes when he was being himself, unfortunately he was often barely audible. Most of the company were very good and Rachael Sterling was excellent - sounding eerliy like her mother. - 62.6.139.13)
09 Sep 05
It was good - just about 15 minutes too long I'm afraid. Some of the deaths just dragged on ... - 212.158.229.242)
11 Aug 05
There are many things wrong with this production. It's injokes are emnarrassing. Lionheart's bad acting is interminable even when played by the great Jim Broadbent. The theatre critics are too boring to elicit even the slightest interest. The deaths are so ludicrous that they fail to raise more than a titter. Only Rachel Stirling surprises in her striking impersonation of her mother, Diana Rigg. In short, a waste of talent. - 80.177.231.164)
09 Aug 05
A real mixed bag, this show. Jim Broadbent is hilarious, and I do think he made the most of his role and played it with zeal. The first half is very gory and not for the faint hearted-but I loved it. The second half probably has the two funniest murders in the play-the hairdryer scene is worth the price of admission alone, with Mr. Broadbent camping it up as a hairdresser called Butch-"Butch by name,butch by nature". A scene involving poodles being made into a pie is also wickedly funny and Bette Bourne who plays a Quentin Crisp type theatre critic is superb. There are some great illusions (How did they drown that man in the vat of wine?!)and many enjoyable moments.
What let the play down for me was the last 20 minutes which turned into a self indulgent rant about theatre critics and in-jokes about the National Theatre. After what had gone before, this seemed terribly dull and long winded. I also found the end anti-climatic and unsatisfying. I won't spoil anyone's fun by saying what happens-but don't hold your breath for an exciting close to the play-it doesn't happen. - 212.135.157.226)
27 Jun 05
Great fun. Jim Broadbent and supporting cast are outstanding, the design and effects are stunning, lots of laughs and surprises, great staging, and to top it all off some chillingly intelligent insight into theatre itself. - 81.156.176.119)
26 Jun 05
Great show, hilarious in places and superbly acted by a greeat cast which produced such wonderful characters. The deaths were particularly well done and the set was excellent as well. A thoroughly enjoyable evening. - 62.255.64.10)
23 Jun 05
Had really mixed feelings about this, not least disappointment as had been really looking forward to it. On the plus side, it looks gorgeous, and genuinely restores a sense of magic and wonder to the theatre; Jim Broadbent's performance is an absolute joy and there is also lovely work from Sally Dexter and Rachael Stirling; the special effects are brilliant, and frequently revolting!!! However, the acting is terribly uneven, as though some of the players can't agree on what length of tongue should be left in cheek, in between the thrills and humour there are some seriously dull stretches and the whole thing is at least 30 minutes too long. A real mixed bag. - 195.82.123.181)
03 Jun 05
This is show is fun, in a rather gory sense of the word. Don't go expecting any deep insights, but the atmosphere, shakesperian parodies and hammed up acting should be enough to keep you amused and entertained. An inventive adaptation of the film. - 62.200.52.98)
25 May 05
As an American, I think so highly of the National -- it is a spectacular enterprise that the English are blessed to have. However, Hytner's great track record of the last few years has stumbled and fallen with this show. I saw the last preview -- a lifeless affair with amateurish blocking trying to pass for style and Mr. Broadbent (gifted flim actor though he may be) giving a performance that reached out to only the first two rows of the theatre. After the highs of seeing TRISTAN, HENRY IV, 1 & 2, and ON THE SHORE OF THE WIDE WORLD in the same week; this was an incredible low point at the National. - 69.3.216.60)
22 May 05
Well, I went to see this show because I loved the film as well as Diana Rigg and it didn't let me down one jot! There were five people in my party and we just loved it! Even though slightly diffrent to the film it still stayed faithful to it. Jim Broadbent was born to play Edward Lionheart - one of my friends said 'I think I have become a Jim Broadbent fan!' Rachael Stirling was sterling as Lionheart's daughter (I didn't understand why they re-named her character from Edwina to Miranda)I just couldn't get over how much she looked like her Mother! I can't wait to see this show again and urge anyone who doesn't mind lots of Kensington gore to visit the Lyttelton for a fun night out! How strange that we get pleasure from seeing peopel executed :} But, they are theatre critics after all and a lot of those people don't even like themselves, do they Mr de Jongh????? - 195.92.67.76)
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