Synopsis The resignation of last year's most prominently disgraced politician sent scurrying back to his constituency (but not for long) begged a lot of fascinating questions, all of which Who's the Daddy answers. LEARN... how on earth Kimberly Quinn seduced David Blunkett in the first place DISCOVER why Boris Johnson did a Boris Becker with Petronella Wyatt in a broom cupboard. BE AMAZED with Rod Liddle's accuracy with a champagne cork APPRECIATE the fact that when The Guardian sends a mole into 56 Doughty Street they have the nouse to make sure SHE HAS A REALLY SENSATIONAL BODY WINCE when Michael Howard casually drops by in vampire mode WHO'S THE DADDY? from the pens of loyal Spectator hacks Toby Young and Lloyd Evans, is an outrageous portrayal of life at Britain's foremost political and literary magazine during the Blunkett Sex'n'Visa scandal which tore the political establishment apart just a few months ago. "It really was exactly like this' lies Toby. 'Everything you see on the stage actually happened in Boris Johnson's office. The orgiastic lifestyle, the sex in cupboards, the champagne drinking, the giant love-nest disguised as a portrait of Lady Thatcher - all of it completely true. And when Boris sees this play he'll promote me. Definitely"
With main players including former Home Secretary David Blunkett and Kimberly Quinn (his former mistress and mother of his son), the Tory MP, TV pundit and magazine editor Boris Johnson and his journalist mistress Petronella Wyatt and former Leader of the Opposition Michael Howard, you might be forgiven for thinking that Who's the Daddy? is the latest in a series of verbatim dramas; this one re-playing the tabloid sex-and-lies scandals that unfolded in the offices of The Spectator in the summer of 2004 for public inspection.
In fact, it's anything but that. Toby Young and Lloyd Evans's new play, premiering at the King's Head, is billed as a "satirical fantasy". Far from placing its subjects under serious investigative scrutiny, it turns instead into a prurient but old-fashioned sex farce that is at once unseemly and slightly distasteful, if not ever truly disgraceful.
While the authors - the Spectator's own theatre critics - may have revived an all-but-extinct genre, their work simultaneously flatters and humiliates its real-life characters; flattered that their mostly ineffectual, narcissistic lives are being celebrated at all, but humiliated that they're all being shown as such grasping sexual predators (which may be a kind of flattery in this world, anyway). Actually, there's a human tragedy at the heart of this story - of how a high-flying cabinet minister was felled by falling in love with an unscrupulous social climber and found himself out of office as a result; and how not one but two more married men had affairs behind their wives' backs that destroyed their marriages. That is barely touched on here.
Though Young and Evans have constructed a plot of ever-spiralling chaos that puts its cast in and out of beds and cupboards amusingly enough (and director Tamara Harvey harnesses it with a sprightly production), few of the lines actually detonate with more than a smug smile. "I'm Rod Liddle, but that doesn't mean I've got a little rod" is just a representative sample from the level of schoolboy humour that prevails. As for topicality, a line like "What's it like having sex with a South American toyboy?" that gets the reply, "Ask Peter Mandelson" is hardly up-to-the-minute.
But a strong cast deserve plaudits for carrying on through the inner groans they must be suppressing. In particular, Sara Crowe as Johnson's mistress Petronella Wyatt is hilariously caricatured throughout, while Michelle Ryan also scores highly as an undercover journalist ("What, a journalist in The Spectator? Surely not!" exclaims Blunkett), and Claudia Shear (last seen in London in the Broadway import of her play Dirty Blonde) is so odious as Kimberly that you wonder what Blunkett ever saw in her. But then, as the show frequently makes fun of his blindness, he couldn't see her at all. And he's lucky that he can't see this play, either.
Its loads of fun and Michelle Ryan is gorgeous,fantastic and a star. - 195.93.21.100)
09 Aug 05
Like much popular farce, this is frantic, crude and obvious...however, the dramatic personae of notorious real-life figures does give it a veneer of satirical sophistication. Even if the knob-joke-obsessed script isn't as funny as it thinks it is, there is much bad taste enjoyment to be had at the expense of the real-life characters. The representation of David Blunkett's blindness is particularly off-color and (certainly on the night I was there) provided the audience with most of its fun. This is not a show that needs any subtlety in its playing and bnor does it receive any: however, Tim Hudson's likeable Boris Johnson, Paul Prescott's Blunkett, Claudia Shear's label and power-obsessed Kimberley Quinn and Michelle Ryan's undercover Guardian journalist all make strong impressions (no pun intended). Best of all is Sara Crowe's delicious turn as Petronella Wyatt who manages to be oddly endearing as well as screamingly funny. At less than 2 hours, this show is so silly that it still feels a bit overlong...rather like watching "Spitting Image" with live actors, but I think it will nonetheless prove very popular. - 195.82.123.181)
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