Synopsis The Pantomime story of Aladdin and the magic lamp. Widow Twankey, her no-good son Wishee Washee and the Chinese laundry usually provide the slapstick.
The Old Vic’s production of Aladdin was given a relatively affectionate welcome last year, thanks largely due to the surprise of finding Ian McKellen, at last, in panto guise and disguises. But instead of improving a year on, with the benefits of what was learnt last year about what worked and not worked (and I’m pleased to say that what I referred to as a “thunderously unfunny decorating scene” has been dropped), it has also been coarsened into something at once more grating and frequently rather too ribald.
This is now not so much a panto at the Old Vic as one at the Queen Vic, with the emphasis on the queens: instead of being a good family panto with strong inter-generational appeal, it rapidly descends into a relentless barrage of strenuous sexual innuendo, with lines like Widow Twankey’s “I’m going to butter my buns and slip into something tight” that wouldn’t go amiss from a bad drag act in a south London pub.
The tumbling, acrobatic policemen – played by an appealing pair of physical comedians, Matthew Wolfenden and Andrew Spillett – aren’t just called Hanky and Panky but are up to some of it themselves, and with each other: a gay marriage is explicitly on the horizon. Children today may be sophisticated enough to take this on board, but maybe I am not: I winced when Twankey, confronted by a massive black truncheon, says, “Put that away – it brings back memories… painful ones.”
At least there are no references to walking the dog and mobile phones, but then that might be a little too close to the tail that wags this particular dog. But the show is constantly self-referential in other ways, with references to artistic director Kevin Spacey’s stage door “autograph hatch” that very few members of the audience would have understood, I imagine.
Two pieces of re-casting see a sorry diminution of the spontaneity that panto also needs to thrive, and was sorely put to the test on the first night: Frances Barber, replacing Maureen Lipman as Dim Sum, was utterly floored by a malfunctioning set that saw the curtain brought in, but not before she was literally lost for words in a way that Lipman would never have been; while Paul Grunert as the Emperor has none of the anarchic comedy energy of his predecessor Sam Kelly, either.
McKellen guarantees an audience for this panto – the only one in the West End this year – so that the Old Vic probably has another financial hit on their hands, but bringing it back in this shape is artistic poverty.
- Mark Shenton
NOTE: The following THREE-STAR review dates from December 2004 and this production's original season at the Old Vic.
It doesn't necessarily take a Sir to play a Dame, but in the Old Vic's Aladdin, it certainly helps. Ian McKellen's last London theatrical outing may have been Strindberg's Dance of Death in March 2003, but now one of Britain's most celebrated classical actors - who returns to the Old Vic where he first appeared with Laurence Olivier's National Theatre Company as Claudio in Much Ado About Nothing in a 1965 Zeffirelli production that also featured Albert Finney and Robert Stephens - is kicking his heels up, rouging his cheeks, shaving his armpits and generally making a fine, sometimes fabulous and occasionally grizzled spectacle of himself as Widow Twanky in Sean Mathias's glitzy Christmas production.
Like Hilda Ogden from Coronation Street, complete with hair curlers beneath a net, McKellen makes his first appearance sporting a nifty green handbag, and his character declaring a long theatrical pedigree from light operatic appearances in Wigan. With references thrown in to Trevor Nunn, Peter Hall, Matthew Bourne and Fiona Shaw, there are quite a few theatrical in-jokes along the way. Like The Producers, even the set has them: "Spacey takes on Twanks", splashes a headline attributed to The Sun in a tiny corner of one of John Napier's back cloths.
Remove the T, of course, and you'd have something far more salacious, intentionally or not; and with Widow Twanky (who runs a laundrette) declaring, "I'm always ready for a big load," the production does sail close to the comic wind at times. But it doesn't always fly - or when it does, the effects are frequently a little smudged here.
It doesn't help that the press saw it on its third-ever showing, but then pantomime often has to fly by the seat of its pants (as the title character literally has to do on a flying carpet, in a moment virtually lost here), and there are some inevitable crash landings, such as a thunderously unfunny decorating scene or the worst audience sing-a-long effort I've seen in years. An otherwise underused Maureen Lipman - as the Wishy-Washy character here renamed Dim Sum and sporting a moustache - is most adept at the comic spontaneity required for the mishaps, such as dealing with a crackling microphone by declaring, "That's me old bones crackling."
Given a creative pedigree that also includes choreography by Wayne McGregor (so no naff panto dancing here!) and a company that features Roger Allam as the baddie, Sam Kelly as the Emperor, a likeable, tartan-trousered Joe McFadden in the title role and Owen Sharpe as one of the comic policeman (a role that McKellen himself once played in a 1962 Ipswich production of Aladdin), this is a panto of undoubted class and luxury casting. But it lacks the unruly energy of a more rough-and-ready commercial panto like New Wimbledon Theatre's current version of this story, or the charm of Hackney Empire's.
excellent show, really stays in my mind. the aladdin and widow twankey were awsome!! - 81.149.169.28)
16 Dec 06
I have been brought up on one of the country's leading Pantomimes - Berwick Kaler in York. So, I was very curious to see what this was like. In truth, it was good and bad in parts. Ian Mc Kellen is a fine dame. I think he could do with pushing his performance a bit harder, as at times he struggles to gain the required level of enthusiasm from the audience. But on the whole, he's a delight to watch. His last big number, in a burlesque kind of style, is outstanding, and very funny. Also outstanding is Roger Allam as Ebeneezer. He pitches it perfectly between humour and evil. There were also nice performances from Hanky and Panky and the Emperor.If only the same could be said for Frances Barber. She seemed to be the classic case of an actress ill at ease in pantomime, and it showed. She had no warmth on stage, and didn't seem to get the feel of pantomine at all.
The set and stage effects I would highly commend. I went to an evening performance, but was a little uneasy with the humour, given there were still quite a few children in the audience. Double meaning is fine, but on quite few occasions it seemed to veer into more crude territory, which pushed it just a little too far for a family show. If the directors had seen a York pantomime, they would realise the consummate skill of matching up the enjoyment of the adults and the children.
Even so, it was an enjoyable evening and I will return next year if they decide to run for a third time with Ian Mc Kellen. - 84.12.185.109)
13 Jan 06
The most fun I have had in a theatre since The Producers! Such energy and humour. As many genuine laughs as groans at the corny jokes. Performances great all round. Confirmed that Roger Allam would be perfet for Arthur in Spamalot! - 62.253.219.238)
11 Jan 06
I went to the panto last night (29/12) with family and friends and all had a great time. Sir Ian McKellern was excellent as a very camp widow twankey, he really seemed to be enjoying himself. The show bounced along with cheesy but topical jokes keeping the audiance happy and involved. I particularly liked Hanky and Panky as the acrobatic cop partnership whilst Neil McDermott was a convincing Aladdin who gelled well with both young and old in the audiance. Also good performances from Roger Allam as the wicked Abbanaza and Frances Barber as not so dim sum.
It was refreshing to see a professional panto with just enough original music/songs to show off the wider talents of the cast. - 82.9.16.49)
30 Dec 05
I saw this panto last week and really enjoyed it. Much better than last years production, everything fell into place alot easier and the actors seemed much better. Nice to see some acrobatics from the policeman who livened it up even more there were some very witty jokes. Maybe not to everyones taste but I certainly had a good evening. - 86.139.130.173)
26 Dec 05
What happened to Panto? This is definitely NOT "family fun" more "massage the ego". I actually thought it unprofessional and am much happier with my local theatre's production. - 84.66.24.114)
20 Dec 05
I'm afraid I was hideously embarrassed by this misconcieved production.......how can so much just be wrong. Funny how the National's panto Cinderella, all those years ago with Robert Stephens didn't work either. That didn't work because it was too overproduced. This Old Vic Aladdin is underproduced and under rehearsed and woeful. I'm afraid it would not be acceptable at a rep company, let alone the supposedly classy Old Vic. Where to lay the blame...well the material I guess, and with the director. I'm afraid I have yet to see a decent production by this director, whose productions are constantly saved by a staggeringly good cast or design....and by his connections. The only Emperor in this production is one with no clothes! - 195.92.168.174)
19 Dec 05
Why are people taking it so seriously? Hilarious! Utter delirious mayhem and fun. - 86.136.129.222)
18 Dec 05
Awful with a capital A
Everyone connected with it should hang their heads in shame.Why mess around with tradition and turn what should be magic for a family audience into something filthy sordid and plain smutty.
It's pretentious and high brow and completely unfunny.
A disaster of epic proportions.
Give it a miss
- 86.130.191.198)
18 Dec 05
I saw this last night, press night, and my friend and I thought it so bad we left at the interval.
The show seems to be a big ego trip for Sir Ian, but you realise very quickly that he just isn't very good at playing the dame. What his performance (and those of most of the rest of the cast) show you is how good and difficult panto is and that being a great actor doesn't mean you can entertain an audience by yourself -something surely essential in panto.
The best example of this is Frances Barber. Aside from the fact that she kept fluffing her lines (how acceptable would that be for a 'proper' play?) she was on stage when the set broke down. As the curtain came down she told the audience that she didn't know any jokes and skipped off stage. The stage remained dark for a good five minutes. During a panto!! What was going on?!
Tis show also contains whaty must be the worst ever ghost scene - rushed, badly timed and little interaction with the audience. Director Sean Mathias should be on the phone to someone like Roy Hudd begging for help if this is the best he can do.
Something else that really annoyed me was the vulgarity of the script. Endless knob gags and lines about filling big holes just aren't suitable for panto. Saying that it was noticable how few children were in the audience.
I just felt cheated by the whole thing.
Do yourself a favour and go to your local panto. It will be cheaper and probably a lot more fun. I doubt it could be worse. - 195.92.67.70)
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