Synopsis Three men gather, each with an uncanny tale to tell: their chilling stories will bleed off the stage and into your dreams. A Lyric Hammersmith and Liverpool Everyman and Playhouse Production. WARNING FROM PRODUCERS: 'Please be advised that Ghost Stories contains moments of extreme shock and tension. The show is unsuitable for anyone under the age of 15. We strongly advise those of a nervous disposition to think very seriously before attending.' Running time: 1hr 20mins with no interval.
After the curtain falls on Ghost Stories, a voice comes over the PA to ask the audience to keep the show’s secrets to themselves. Judging by the air of anticipation in the stalls before it all begins, it looks like theatregoers have been doing as they’re told. Unfortunately, that initial sense of nervous excitement, rather than culminating in catharsis, fizzles out into a feeling of mild disappointment.
The framing device created by the professor of parapsychology’s lecture is a neat way of avoiding a clichéd beginning to this tale of the paranormal. Co-writer Andy Nyman’s self-satisfied professor draws us in engagingly, and there are a couple of genuinely interesting points made about the nature of our belief in the supernatural. The characters whose stories he recounts possess just enough depth to keep us with them, and the shows succeeds in providing several good scares.
But while making people jump is not a difficult task, creating proper fear is, and it requires a more subtle, psychology-focused approach than that offered by this show. Ghost Stories is not totally without this subtlety, but too often, silliness takes over and the potential for real terror is lost. It's a fun show, and the experience of being part of a gasping, squealing crowd in a West End theatre is an entertaining one, but after all the hype, it's hard not feel underwhelmed.
- Jo Caird
NOTE: The following THREE STAR review dates from 2 March 2010, and this production's premiere at the Lyric Hammersmith
It’s a very good idea to get horror back into the theatre, and the experiments lately undertaken at the Southwark Theatre in Adam Meggido’s Horror Festivals are picked up in this weird evening of ghosts and ghoulies.
A professor of parapsychology asks the audience if they believe in ghosts or have ever had a supernatural experience. He then draws us into the detail of a wedding photograph where a strange phenomenon lurks. Or does it?
Three case histories are laid out. A market-trader-cum-night-watchman loses his daughter, Marnie (the Hitchcockian reference is deliberate), and finds her in a pile of mannequins.
Is she the same comatose victim of a terrible car accident, or the apparition that shocks the audience awake some minutes later… a third narrative strand develops with a ghastly businessman in Queens Park, with a smell of ammonia, a dead wife and a deformed child.
There are links between what happens, but they are not more satisfying than the occasional, rather arbitrary, horror moments of light and dark. But these ensure a macabre theatricality that the producers intend.
People scream (I didn’t). It’s a good set up, attracting a horror movie crowd who may not even get the clever references perpetrated by League of Gentleman writer Jeremy Dyson and Andy Nyman, who also plays the professor, and their co-director, Lyric boss, Sean Holmes.
I was asked not to give away the ending, so I won’t; but, you know what? I couldn’t if I tried. There’s a dead child and a secret. There are some funny sound effects. There’s a body and a coffin. And a curtain falls.
In terms of the play, the strands are irritatingly unresolved. There are sterling performances by David Cardy as the mildewed mensch and Ryan Gage as the new hope, and Nicholas Burns makes up the foursome of frighteners.
Design by Jon Bausor and lighting by James Farncombe ensure some atmospheric surprises, but the show’s most interesting in its aim to hook a new audience. If it does that, good luck to it. But it’s too silly in its effects, and sub-Jacobean in the writing, to amount to a genuine breakthrough.
The Spirit Guardian again- I hate to break it to you negative people but it is just a theatre production and no one forced you to go see it. Yes many of did not find this amusing or frighening because the situations of present life happens to be much more realistic and gruesome. Also the reason why the peformance does not make sense to you is because you are staring stubbornly at the production without actually looking at the subtle hints that its leaving behind- really now it's much more psychological then you think. I am a firm believer in the existance of ghosts so this production has just spurred me on to prove their existance! - Yami Maibe
12 Jul 11
Really now this was one of the best theatre productions I've seen. It's extremmly hard on a actor to do a monologue as I study drama- however it was in fact not the scariest thing I've ever seen, quite the opposite really as I did laugh my head off most of the time (but then again I do have a warped and dark sense of humor). It does also help to have a background in the occult and the mysteries of poltergeists, spirits and demons to understand the meaning behind the story so I did quite enjoy myself. I would love to see Ghost Stories again if it ever appears in South Africa - Spirit Guardian of the Dark God Kek)
12 Jul 11
went to see this last night - got tickets for a tenner - thought it was FANTASTIC - I didn't jump at all but lots of audience members did - I thought the stage set was incredible, the actors brilliant and the atmosphere really good. I would recommend it to anyone!!!! I actually want to see it again - Xine
07 Jul 11
I'd really appreciate someone please explaining the ending to me. Email me privately at rickdare58-aa@yahoo.com. I saw the play in late May 2011, and am still trying to figure it out. - Rick
28 Jun 11
Not in the least scary, I have no idea what the secret is, so no trouble keeping it. Why does a baby eat cat food. Can someone explain? - Now Potless
27 Jun 11
Thankfully got the cheap seats - didn't mind walking out of it! Horrible story (didn't seem to exist), and the only scary bit was the man at the collections counter before we entered the show. - Mo
24 Jun 11
a truly horrible performance, lacked any storyline and the critics who wrote the good reviews must have been paid to do so. I read reviews prior to going, not believing what some people were saying - but i can honestly tell you it was really bad!! It is true that you are told not to tell the secrets of Ghost Stories but i reckon its cos they know it's awful and don't want others to know! Don't waste your money! Spend your hard-earned money elsewhere! - Tasha
22 Jun 11
Like other people, I am so pleased I didn't read to negative posts. This 'play' is so different from conventional theatre, and apart from the 'Carrie' like make you jump sequences, one of the most enjoyable parts of the night was putting all the parts together at dinner afterwards. It really entertaining with a bit of humour thrown in. The size of the theatre suits the play, and would probably not work in a large theatre. I am not going to give away the plot / secrets, but you must keep your eye on the narrator .Watch his mannerisms change and how he drinks water, the light change on him. This easily missed, but crucial the ending. All My Family young & old gave it a 10. If you are not impressed I'll give your money back – Vaughan From Leeds - Vaughan Rhodes - Leeds
18 Jun 11
Really Really Really rubbish show, not scary at all unless you're 10, they ask you not to give away the ending, but i think its more to do with the fact that they dont want you to tell everyone how rubbish it is. We went on a Friday night, paid for stall seats with a good view of the stage, about 10 minutes in a drunken lady threw up behind our seat, we had to move seat and ended up at the back of the theatre, when we complained we were asked to leave the theatre as we were disrupting other people and given tickets for another night, we made the trip back to watch it the next night but the seats we were given were not in same area in stalls and to be honest i wish we hadnt of bothered making the trip back into London to watch what turned out to be a very very poor ghost story. dont pay the £50 - £60 to get in, spend your money elsewhere - Jason
13 Jun 11
Piss poor. Worst show I've ever seen. If you call books falling off of a shelf horrific it's a must see. Come back Most Haunted - all is forgiven! When going to the loo, you'll be sent to watch the show on a monitor upstairs. I thought that might win me back. However, having sat down, all I could hear was the loud background music and all I could see on the monitor was a minute blur of a figure on what I guess was the stage. I'm not being bitter about the fact I couldn't get back in- I'm being bitter about the fact this show is appallingly poor!!!!!! - Joe
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