Synopsis The Life and soul of the staff-room, Bernice Clulow's selfless devotion to her disabled mother, Maureen is legend. Yet every evening she heads home, the smile becomes fixed: Mum will want to talk. She demands despatches from the human race, but Bernice just wants to kick her shoes off (And her Mum's head in). Missing out on those precious mother-daughter moments, Cath Clulow wisely flew the nest straight from school. Now belting out karaoke classics to vomiting, rollicking hen parties in Puerto Banus, she wonders how a promising career in musical theatre has gone so horribly off-key. House-bound, honour-bound and homeward-bound, the Clulows pick their way through a minefield of guilt, resentment and fear.
The title of Carmel Morgan’s first stage play does not, of course, refer to one of its stars, Dawn French, whose girth seems to expand in proportion to the mirth she generates in this generous, big-hearted and often depressingly bleak comedy that touches on the small change of family relationships while making some surprisingly serious points about the loss of faith in an increasingly atomised society.
French and her co-star Alison Moyet are well matched in Kathy Burke’s nicely judged production as sisters in name only: Bernice, the overweight, over-stressed and over-diligent one who has devoted 25 years of her life to caring for their disabled mother while juggling a day job as an English teacher; and Cath, the ambitious one who flew the nest as soon as she could to follow her dream of becoming a singer but now only communicates by sending the odd postcard home.
Caught between her two unmarried girls in a twilight world of incontinence pads, painful leg ulcers, endless gossip about life beyond the net curtains and home visits from the nurse and the local Catholic priest, their elderly wheelchair-bound mother Maureen (June Watson, surely the real star of the evening), is totally dependent on fat and frumpy Bernice, yet still holds a torch for the absent Cath, who, inevitably, comes home. Out of this domestic triangle, Morgan creates a deceptively simple comedy about three lost souls whose lives have almost, but not quite, wasted away.
No doubt it’s her experience as a writer on Coronation Street and Shameless that gives Morgan’s characters a common-touch edge - even if her construction is a bit wobbly, with Moyet’s Cath only seen during the first act in cut-away scenes on the outer showbiz fringes where she sings to the punters of some dreadful Spanish holiday resort.
Best of all are the spectacular slanging matches between French and Watson, when seething everyday resentments boil over into a red-hot brew of recrimination and long-held bitterness. Like a female Steptoe and Son, this widowed mother and spinsterish daughter relationship is steeped in pathos and it works a treat.
Yet even when wittering mum has pressed all of Bernice’s sensitive buttons, there's always a discernable bond of affection between them. Apart from anything else, you're left in no doubt that it takes genuine love to be able to pull down your mother’s knickers, settle her on the loo and after a reassuring plop of poo, slip on some rubber gloves, wipe her bum and then push back her piles. Now if that sounds a tad on the yucky side, well at least it rams home the point - as does what’s described in the programme as “strong language”, which is often used to sum up how hurtful words can hide a lifetime of unhappiness.
- Roger Foss
NOTE FROM THE EDITOR: Our official Whatsonstage.com critic Michael Coveney – as well as our photographer & other journalists – was denied press access to this production because, according to a show spokesperson, producers at Phil McIntyre Entertainment were unhappy with our news coverage, dating from December 2004, questioning the pricing policy for their previous West End production, Victoria Wood musical Acorn Antiques (See News, 2 Dec 2004). That does not influence Whatsonstage.com’s opinion of any of the cast or creative team of Smaller or our review of this production, which we have sourced through external channels.
Well, 3.5. The only problem with this play is its pace. It is insightful in conveying the issues of caring, carers and sibling tensions; the musical 'device' (though used to accomodate the performers) works; it has some great lines; and the performances are excellent.....but it does drag a bit, I'm afraid. - 86.130.212.65)
09 May 06
Carmel Morgan's warm, messy play on a warm, messy subject may be hapazardly structured and over-littered with four letter expletives, but it does deliver many great laughs and geuine emotional satisfaction in Kathy Burke's slick, attractive production. I found the second half truly harrowing but I guess that was kind of the point! As the dependent Mother June Watson is spot-on even to the point where she drives us in the audience to distraction, let alone the effect she's having on Dawn French's carer-daughter. Alternating between sarcasm and sweetness, and culminating in a heartbreakingly real 2nd half breakdown, French has never been better. We knew she was funny and adorable but who knew she could plumb the emotional depths as she does here...this is a magnificent performance and perhaps the highest compliment I can pay her is that I forgot I was watching Dawn French: I was just watching the character. Alison Moyet also does very well as the cabaret singing sibling: true her acting technique is a bit wobbly but she has tremendous stage presence plus of course that voice. Surprisingly perhaps it is Moyet and not French who provides the show with it's best bit of laugh-out-loud fun, as she belts through a Robbie Williams medley dressed as a chicken!!!! I really believed in the relationships between the 3 characters, and Morgan's salty dialogue has the ring of truth. This is a genuine popular hit: it's not perfect and some of it is downright depressing, but it is a fullfilling piece of entertainment. - 195.82.123.181)
04 May 06
This is just beautiful... and so refreshing... Excellent performances from all three women.. ALL THREE. Dawn French was, as ever hilarious and beautifully tragic.. Moyet.. I guess the new comer, was raw and ruff and so unpretentious... and June Watson.. stunning.. totally moving.. beautifully observed... only criticism.. the 'with' on the poster.. is a slight understatement.. hey this was certainly no 'with' performance!! Perhaps the coolest thing was the beautifully simple design.. and the way it really did let the actors do most of the talking.. Clever as hell and so touching.. one of those real classics that has you laughing out loud and then crying like a benny...
It hit so many chords.. It has to work.. It has to be said..I had to lift my Mum onto a toilet seat once .. but I had to get me Sister to wipe her bum.. couldn't do it.... So thanks ladies for my most uplifting and cathartic experience in the West End for ages.. Eat your heart out Lez Mix!!!!
And yes I have just bought the entire Yazoo and Alison Moyet CD Collection on Amazon!!!!!
A beauty.. 6 stars and they would be yours!! - 86.129.29.160)
23 Apr 06
Very amusing but with a point to make. Brilliant acting by all. - 86.134.51.158)
11 Apr 06
I saw this at the Lyric, on Saturday 1st April and was blown away by the whole production. The performers played their roles so naturally and believably.
Dawn French generated genuine laughs whilst keeping the constant feeling of the sadness of the situation with her having to give up her own entire social life to look after her handicapped Mother who she ultimately loves nevertheless. Fine acting indeed.
Alison Moyet - wow what a voice. Not such a big part for the majority of the play but her scenes and musical sections with original songs were magical (she'd walk the X-Factor to this day!) Respect to the musicians too - great performance.
Lastly June Watson really got the part of needy invalid parent down to the last detail. The annoying recital of every detail of her day and wanting the same back from her loyal daughter Bernice (French) was sadly moving and extremely realistic.
The humour was black but very funny and the story never slowed enough to make me restless. I was genuinely sad when it ended as I was enjoying it so much.
Well done to all involved - 82.109.92.141)
03 Apr 06
I saw this in Nottingham.Most of it was so desperately sad,thank god for the humour in it,and there was some very funny lines in this show.You really felt for these sisters,felt their pain. - 195.93.21.100)
02 Apr 06
Went to see this on 23rd March. Would not be particularly interested in seeing the play again as I felt that it was all geared towards Dawn French - instead of the actual plot of the play. Direction was vague and there could have been more attention paid to detail. Even so, i thoroughly enjoyed the evening and fully appreciated the acting talents of Dawn, Alison and June. - 82.3.83.174)
25 Mar 06
Saw it at the Alex, Brum. A very odd experience. Quite a bitter play, and the excellence of the performances serve to underline this. June Watson as the bored shut-in, living her life through her daughter, is remarkable. She must have 2/3 of the dialogue in the whole play, wittering on through her boredom: a small piece of litter on the front path becomes an obsession. Dawn French is very good as Bernie, resenting her mum and hating herself for it. Alison Moyet gloriously fits into the family, and gives a performance that matches that of her colleagues. Her musical numbers are a treat (though I am a lifelong fan), and the hollowness of Cath's life in Spain is very clear. I must question the audience, though! Every single movement and every syllable uttered by Ms French generated roars of laughter that went on for whole minutes. I was quite moved by her struggles to lift her mum from her chair, or onto the loo, and wiping her mum's bum, but each of these sad and depressing actions seemed to bring the house down. The ending seemed tacked-on, too. With sisters Cath and Bernie rowing and coming just short of physical aggression on a number of times, the final scene does not ring true. Mixed feelings about the show, as the darkness and loneliness of the story seemed lost on the audience, who were determined to find Dibleyesque gags at every opportunity. - 195.93.21.41)
24 Mar 06
Smaller
Written by Carmel Morgan, Directed by Kathy Burke
Starring Dawn French, Alison Moyet & June Watson
Alexandra Theatre, Birmingham 20 March 2006
This is Carmel Morgan’s first stage play after many years of successful TV script writing and is about the lives of three characters. I’d have to call this a black comedy although for many in today’s society the issues covered will have been so close to home. An ageing population and fragmentation of family life has meant many having to cope with aged parents and making the decision to put their own lives on hold. The story is of just this situation.
Maureen Clulow, handicapped, crippled and a mother, is played with distinction by June Watson. The scenes where she talks to her daughter giving every little detail of what has happened during her day are priceless, sad and so recognisable. The smallest event is turned into something of the greatest importance and this is a daily ritual.
Cath Clulow, singer and actress and distant daughter is portrayed by Alison Moyet a lady with a stunning voice and great stage presence. In trying to achieve her own dream Cath has failed relationships and a career on the slide plus a sister who can never forgive her for fleeing the nest and leaving her behind.
Bernice Clulow, carer, full time teacher and going nowhere just yet, (or for the last 25 years) is given a larger than life performance by the ever-popular Dawn French. Her characters selfless devotion has taken over her life so that even having half a cider down the pub or marking schoolbooks becomes an outrageous act with feelings of guilt.
It was very pleasing to have a play with music and a live band of three under musical director Steve Corley. This allowed the play to have a secondary layer with Alison Moyet performing a number of emotional songs putting her character into context and this worked very effectively and was well received.
The Alexandra Theatre was full last night and the World Premiere of Smaller attracted a wide audience. The standing ovation was genuine as one by one more of the audience rose to its feet. Yes, the performances were excellent and I too would say the play is a success. I was pleased to read in the programme that director Kathy Burke had taken out a lot of the bad language but there is still quite a lot left.
The play runs until Saturday 25th March 2006.
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Opened 17 Dec 1888. 959 seats. [Bought from Andrew Lloyd Webber and now owned by Broadway producer Max Weitzenhoffer and Nica Burns. Society of London Theatre member.
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