Synopsis I have a friend in the force and he tells me that, day to day, the police are hanging on by a whisker... by that much...It’s not just here, mark you. It’s nationwide. One breath of wind - anarchy! Things are not right on The Bluebell Hill Development. Theft, petty crime, vandalism, all the ills of modern suburban existence are on the increase. Newcomers Martin and his sister Hilda are the crime wave’s latest victims - on the very day of their housewarming party, no less - and resolve to take action. After all, the law of the land, all that’s right and proper and even God Himself are surely on their side. But what starts out as a well intentioned neighbourhood watch scheme soon develops into something altogether more sinister. In these matters, it seems the frying pan is closer to the fire than anyone realises. Alan Ayckbourn’s cautionary tale of the dangers of taking the law into your own hands is his seventy fifth play. It is also the three hundredth new play to be commissioned by the SJT. World Premiere. Running time: 2hrs 45mins inclu. interval
Middle-aged brother and sister Hilda and Martin move onto the Bluebell Hill Development bubbling with excitement: the house is perfect, the view is charming and the neighbours are sure to be a decent bunch. Eager to make a good impression, they host a house-warming. Out of over 100 invitations, only a handful of people turn up, but this does nothing to dampen the siblings' expectations of their new life in Bluebell Hill. What does rattle them, however, is their new neighbours' insistence on the need for increased security. Hilda and Martin try to laugh these warnings off, but when Martin is attacked in broad daylight by a trespassing youth, their neighbours' fears appear to be confirmed. Something will have to be done.
Bluebell Hill's collection of misfits are little more than stereotypes – the meek bachelor, the busy-body neighbour, the security-obsessed former soldier – but they're amusingly drawn. As the group puts its plans for a neighbourhood watch scheme into action, playwright and director Alan Ayckbourn's eye for detail and flair for dialogue make for an enjoyable first half. It's like watching a re-run of an old-fashioned television sitcom: you get the sense of having seen it before but the chuckles come frequently enough to stop you from changing the channel.
It is not long before the interval, however, when the play begins to lose its way. Flushed with the success of their initial security measures, the members of the neighbourhood watch committee adopt an increasingly draconian approach. Ayckbourn's parody of the paranoia of Middle England in the face of the disintegration of public morality isn't sophisticated or new, but it's entertaining nonetheless.
As the play goes on, however, rather than embracing the spirit of farce engendered by the twists of the ever more far-fetched plot, Ayckborn bottles it. Various issues are thrown into the mix. References to domestic violence, child abuse and latent homosexuality – all presented with a veneer of serious drama – clash with the increasingly surreal nature of the piece, leaving us with a sense that this play doesn't know quite what it wants to be.
The cast do the best with what they've been given – Eileen Battye as gossip-monger Dorothy deserves special mention – but ultimately too little attention has been paid to how these characters interact with one another, with the result that barely any of the play's relationships ring true. Frances Grey, who plays Amy, the one-dimensional neighbourhood adulteress, has been given a particularly raw deal by Ayckbourn, in terms of both character and direction. Her behaviour is unbelievable, her motivations unexamined.
This slight, safe piece – the playwright's 75th – may please Ayckbourn afficionados, but it's hard to imagine anyone else getting much out of it. Why Nicolas Kent has chosen to round off 27 years as artistic director of one of the country's most influential political theatres with it is anyone's guess.
I’ve lost track of the number of Alan Ayckbourn shows I’ve seen – maybe half of his 75? – but of late the new ones have seemed dated and the old ones like veritable museum pieces. Neighbourhood Watch at the Tricycle (what’s it doing here?) was no different. The one location and setting was dull and restrictive and the whole thing was just a bit predictable and dull. The premise was fine and it was nicely acted, but it didn’t sustain its 130 minute length and left me thinking ‘so what?’ - Gareth James
02 May 12
Cheap shots at easy targets. - Michael Spring
27 Apr 12
A waste of talent, space and time - fredjo
25 Apr 12
It's been ages since I was last at the Tricycle (Broken Glass I think) and I would not have expected to find an Ayckbourn play at this most political of theatres. However, although there is the usual collection of middle class oddballs, this is a much more satirical Ayckbourn than normally expected as a neighbourhood watch scheme mushrooms into a fenced-in estate, armed security, mediaeval torture devices and morality police. Ayckbourn himself directs and, despite the dark themes, this is consistently very funny and superbly played by a cast largely unknown outside Scarborough. The play is not without its faults: the spiral into absurdity is too quick with not enough rational stages leading up to the paranoid madness; the sex mad Amy is utterly implausible as she would never be attracted to middle aged inadequates like Martin or her even more pathetic husband Gareth - oddly these are the same problems as with Kara Tointon's character in Absent Friends. Neighbourhood Watch is play number 75 or something for Ayckbourn and one of the first after his stroke. Thankfully he remains on top form and I laughed a great deal without losing sight of the darker undercurrents and there are a couple of delightful twists at the end. It deserves to be seen by a far larger audience in the capital than be crammed into the Trike. - David Baxter
19 Apr 12
Amazed that anyone would give this messy play 5 stars. Even the laughs were thin on the ground and the plot completely ridiculous. The WOS review is so correct in remarking that this play doesn't know what it wants to be- farce? social commentary? It does neither very well, I'm afraid. - Karen G
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