great concept. after all, hitchcock thought of it.
crap execution.
no need for the binoculors.
left thinking we'd missed half of it. - JaeRae
12 Jun 08
Contains no story. - jon vanags
03 May 08
What an inspired idea - put the audience on a raked platform in unmatched chairs (I got the throne, obviously), give them headphones and binoculars (and mac’s if it looks like rain) and perform your ‘play’ inside offices and stairwells in the building opposite. Unfortunately, the execution didn’t really live up to it - largely because the ’story’ didn’t make sense and often there was just not enough going on the keep your attention - but it was a unique and surreal experience and I’m glad I went. If I owned one of the offices opposite, I would sell tickets to watch a bunch of voyeurs in mac’s sitting on a theatre terrace looking through binoculars wearing headphones..... - Gareth James
25 Apr 08
I love going to site-specific productions and continue to do so even though the strike-rate is probably less than 50% once I've got past the frisson of the unusual set-up. This one doesn't get into the good 50%, as it makes the mistake of relying entirely on the physical set-up for the buzz factor, while sacrificing having anything good happen in the actual play. They could have done so much more with it - what a waste. I only managed to add something by scanning the street and surrounding buildings as well as the offices where the action takes place - it created a sense of life going on unaware of the private things happening in anonymous office blocks. That aside, we had a very nice meal at Sagar's Indian Vegetarian restaurant just up the road. - Belasarius Mock
23 Apr 08
The first reviewer has got this spot-on - great concept, shame about the play. Absolute drivel, and not even the innovative staging could save this from being the biggest pile of student-level dross I have ever had the misfortune to see. The plot was non-existent, characters unengaging, I had no idea what was going on, nor did I care, and the narrator/singer/actor rapidly turns an already dreadful evening into one where you could seriously contemplate pushing him off the rising crane that he comes up on at one point. Awful awful awful - unbelievable that such a good concept could be spoiled. It takes incompetence of a high level to mess this one up, but they did. - Iqbal
22 Apr 08
Well we arrived and were ushered out onto the terrace. Ah! I thought that's good there are seats, until I saw what they comprised of. A ramshackle collection from the props dept by the look of them. Too close together and too uncomfortable for a 90 minute sit! So, we were given plastic anoraks, thankfully, not for rain as it didn't last night, but as an extra layer against the bloody cold! Right, so we got up to the seats found a couple of the least wonky ones and plonked ourselves down. Now how to fit the headphones on with the hood over them. Well you see I needed the hood up to keep out the wind! Right, got that done now the binoculars. They gave us each a pair of bins so I guess we could see a bit more of the action. Well by now my hands were freezing so I couldn't careless whether I saw any of the action at all. No way was I gonna hold these things up when I could keep my handies nice and warm under my armpits! So there we sat whilst this chap wandered around muttering away into his microphone making sure we were all switched on. Eventually the piece started after Mr Microphone makes a final and really feeble lead into the action. I guess the idea seemed a fun one. Based, as it must be, on the idea of Hitchcock's Rear Window. However, one big difference amongst all the other differences, Hitchcock was a Master! This was just tedious, gratuitous violence. I realised it probably had to be because almost anything else apart from hardcore sex would have been so utterly boring. Isn't it typical though that rather than choose sex - it had to be violence. What on earth does it say of us. I would have been quite happy with sex, but no it has to be people bashing shit out of each other. After losing the sensation in my hands and feet I gave up caring what happened to the characters. Perhaps there is a germ of a good idea here, but this example was a resounding failure. Can I fault them for trying though? Maybe, when it was such obvious twaddle. - rds
15 Apr 08
I was one of the unfortunate people who sat on the rickety seats on the Terrace in the cold and were subjected to this interminable empty-headed piece of adolescent I'm-going-to-shock-you-by-saying-fuck-many-times and look-at-him-wanking and look-at-her/him-beating-his-brains-out-with-blunt-instruments. We were all numb in mind and body after it.
- Don
04 Apr 08
Oh dear. The weather wasn't on our side tonight, so we were all glad of the waterproofs supplied, along with the headphones and binoculars, that enabled us to watch - if not follow, alas - the action being played out in the offices in front of us. I can't remember the last time I saw so many people leave during a performance and I must admit that I was tempted to give us on it. Although the concept is great - the audience as voyeurs - and the technology, which allows us to eavesdrop on the characters, is fairly impressive... I found the performance boring, pretentious, incoherent and lacking in drama. I haven't seen many duds at the Lyric Hammersmith, so I'm embarrassed at having to post a negative review, but this one should be renamed 'Contains Nonsense'. If you're unsettled by violence (yes, of course, there is some) and swear words, of which there are a great deal, brace yourselves. - Andrew B