Note: The following review dates from February 1999 and the production's West End run at the Apollo Theatre.
Much has changed since Professor Higgins declared in My Fair Lady, 'Why can't a woman behave like a man? / Men are so friendly, good natured and kind / A better companion you never will find.'
These days the post-feminists have convinced all but the thickest-skinned amongst us that men aren't so much solid and dependable, as insensitive, lazy, antisocial and - this really hurts - lousy in bed. Or, as Aussie actor Mark Little complains in Rob Becker's Defending the Caveman, 'In the '90s there are two genders, women and arseholes.'
To defend himself against these egregious accusations, Little enlists the help of 'the spirit of the caveman', which he summons up from a circle of crusty underpants on his bedroom floor. This ghostly Neanderthal explains to our jocular antipodean the true reason why the gender gap looms so large: apparently, after millions of years of evolution, us blokes are still essentially hunters, while our women folk are still gatherers.
Naturally, this accounts for the unique desire men have to focus on the cathode ray tube for inordinate lengths of time - it's merely a throwback to all those hours our spear-carrying ancestors spent watching their prey. The gathering instinct, on the other hand, explains why our partners can spend hours flitting from boutique to boutique, or collecting bits of gossip on the phone.
It's obvious that writer Becker has constructed the sort of hypothesis that entertains, rather than enlightens; one that sets up a whole range of daft observational jokes and snappy one-liners. But so many of these are at Little's expense you're left thinking that the show isn't really about 'defending' the caveman at all, it's about lampooning him.
On the whole, director David Gilmour ensures Little's delivery is quickfire enough to keep the audience in a steady fit of giggles. To complete the neanderthal image, he even places the dishevelled looking actor at the centre of a Fred Flintstone-inspired living room, complete with Lascaux daubings, chunky stone TV, and a primitive spear.
Ultimately, what is hard to bear about Defending the Caveman though, is the sheer length of the piece. Ninety minutes may be a short time to sit in a theatre, but it's a hell of long time to spend watching what is basically a glorified sketch.
In truth, this would be far sharper and much fresher as a 15 minute stand-up slot at somewhere like Jongleurs.