Guys, I've gotta say, I really enjoyed this. And you know how every friendship group has at least one real afficionado of the horror genre? Ours really enjoyed it too. Where ghost stories work is by taking the familiar and making it uncanny by playing on doubts and uncertainties. There's not a new or original ghost story under the sun but that doesn't mean they're inherently not scary. Hell, even
The Woman in Black is for the most part a very basic and traditional story.
While I was thinking it was very bold of them to claim "THIS IS TOTES GOING TO BE THE SCARIEST THING YOU EVER DID SEE AND YOU'RE GOING TO WET YOURSELF OR DIE, DEPENDING ON WHETHER OR NOT YOU HAVE A HEART CONDITION!" and wasn't scared at the time, I have found some of the imagery lingering in my mind and making things like driving home alone late at night a somewhat more nerve-wracking experience than it ordinarily would be. I think some people - not necessarily in or limited to this thread - might be focusing a little heavily on the disclaimer; instead of watching the play and enjoying it for what it is, some seem to have been judging it negatively purely because they did not find it a frightening experience. But surely the disclaimer is just as much as a part of the artifice as the actors and the set, rather than a genuine necessary warning to be taken with utmost seriousness!

You might not be terrified (or you might be; there seem to be a lot of pansies on Twitter who were XD), but the writers display an excellent understanding of both the genre of horror and the medium of theatre. It's well put-together, very well-acted, and with tickets available for as little as £10 and an 80 minute running time, it's hardly the commitment of the century. If you get the opportunity, please do see it and judge it for yourself. Judge it as a whole, and don't just focus on the alleged fear.