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[Matthew Winn]

Why doesn't anyone think I'm Clive? I could be Clive too. I feel a little neglected here on this thread..

We can make you an honorary Clive if you like.

[meerkat]

Actually apart from my dreams of becoming a lumberjack- I have always considered a career as a Clive- are you accepting C.V's for the position Matthew?  Do you require a professional headshot? I don't have an  Equity membership card I am afraid- willl that automatically disqualify me?
Perhaps you could let me know the exact job description. Will it be internally advertised or will it also be going into The Stage?
I notice that LaughingMonsta is already claiming the job- ( I am assuming from your comments to Lynette that moderators automatically are Clives due to their seniority and expertise) but I  would ask you to consider me due to my life experience.
May I also nominate Weez'  cute cat for automatic membership but I think it only fair that Weez herself/ himself applies through the normal channels.

[Job]

It's great that everyone's working so hard to keep this worthy cause at the top of the list. This is now the first thread I rush to read every time I log in, so maybe there's method in the multi-poster's madness after all.

Bit worried about the mass crucifixion of Clives though.

Job

[Laughingmonsta]

The Mass Crucifixion of Clive - there has to be a musical in that somewhere...Hey clive how about we get together and write a musical based on the crucifixion of multiple people called clive?

Maybe we could call it AW THAT HURT!

[meerkat]

I AM CLIVE

I AM LOBBY LUD

[Laughingmonsta]

I AM LOBBY LUD

How dare you mention that name in public!

[meerkat]

How dare you mention that name in public!

Soreeee! YOU are L***y Lud and I claim my fiver!
Is that better?

[Weez]

I never wanted to be a Clive anyway. I just wanted to sit in my room and write my stories.

[Laughingmonsta]

well I just sit on my own and make nice rhythms with myself - ah bliss